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A.I.D's Ain't So Bad by Bill Hobbes' Jr.  All I’ve been hearing lately is people coming up to me and complaining about this so called “A.I.D.s.” business and how bad it is. Non-stop, that’s all I hear, “Oh, A.I.D.s is so sad,” “Everyone has A.I.D.s, why can’t I?”, “Boo-hoo, my Mom has A.I.D.s.” Well, I’ve looked into it, and I’ve got to say, it ain’t that bad.
First things first, people have gotta’ learn to chill out. I mean, if A.I.D.s were so bad, it’d be able to like take out a tank or something. But, no, I bet if you were to put up a dinky little virus up against an M1 ABRAMS, the virus don’t stand a chance. See, that analogy is what got me really thinking. We’ve gotta’ have at least….like twenty tanks…There ain’t that many people infected with A.I.D.s, and it’d only take one shot per tank. So…what’s the problem? The Free Masons, that’s the problem. After seeing that movie National Treasure, it really changed my outlook on the government. Free Masons run everything. They run Egypt, they run America, they run money, and they run A.I.D.s. They could stop it if they wanted to, they just CHOOSE not to. It’s all a big game, see, involving that pyramid with the eye on the dollar and George Washington and A.I.D.s. Well, that led me to my next thought…Why would the Free Masons want to give people A.I.D.s? It’s obvious if you think about it – Oil! Since the Free Masons control oil, and Oil comes from dead animals, then they’re just trying to kill off enough people to create a constant oil supply. Iraq is just the stalling point, they’re getting enough oil to last for a while, then, when no one’s looking, switch to the A.I.D.s stash.  Every single country in the world has someone currently infected with A.I.D.s, dying slowly and painfully. That is, every country except North Korea. Yes, it’s true, as confirmed by the North Korean government, that country remains the only one in the world that is truly A.I.D.s free. Well, for the Free Masons, this is their grassy knoll. Everyone knows the Free Masons control every non-Asiaentle country, and North Korea is an Asiaentle country, so hence therefore you can make the connection.
What I don’t understand is why, I, Billy Hobbs, Jr., am the first to figure this out. Usually all of my other ideas come directly from something I read on the internet or saw on T.V. Not this time, I totally thought this through during the boring parts of National Treasure. The last time anyone of mild importance spoke out on the subject was in the early 90’s. It was on the Arsino Hall show, one man, one great man, spoke the truth for the first time. He put it in plain and simple terms, but vague enough, he added, so he wouldn’t have to fear for his life. “I think it’s manmade, you know…” was all he could say before having to end the conversation. Unfortunately for him, he did suffer, through the years, much like that of the dioxin poisoning of Viktor Yushchenko. But, the brave soul that is Steven Seagal would never regain his status after making those comments, falling into despair and hard times. Now that I’ve written this thing, I feel bad. I shouldn’t have wasted my time on such a stupid subject, because, like I said, A.I.D.s ain’t so bad. It’s all over inflated and stuff and Free Masonized conspiracy business. But one things for sure – it makes a hell of a good conversation topic that’ll make you sound smart. 2005 |
