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Alexander By Rep. Marion Berry  I was always a fan of Oliver Stone. Platoon. Woooeee. JFK, I liked. Any Given Sunday, mmmmhhmmmm. Now, I see this. I had high expectations coming in to this, I did.
I would describe my mental state when I saw this, as a mild drunk. Like I’ve said for years, I’ve been off drugs, none of that stuff. But, for someone who’s had a drug problem, it helps sometimes to get a little drunk.  So, that would not make my viewing of this movie any more cynical that it normally would be. Probly’ I’d be more inclined to like it.
But, that didn’t happen. This movie sucked. That Angelina Jolie Bitch, she fine. As soon as they stopped showin’ her, the movie started suckin’. Whatever that guy was who was playing Alexander, he was a faggot. I don’t know much, but I know a faggot when I see one, and that was a real life faggot, not one of them on-screen faggot personality’s, no way, that man was all gay. And that’s just what killed it for me. I’m not about to be caught, former Mayor of Washington, drunk, watching public acts of homosexuality. So, I walked out. Forgot my friend though, Lee Roy fell asleep and snored real loud so they went and kicked him out. Wouldn’t have done if he was white, they woulda’ just politely asked him to leave, but at my age, you have to come to terms with the world you live in. And I have. A world where a great man has the right to fuck up. I sure have. Bitch set me up. And Oliver, you can too. It’s okay. We all fuck up some times.   1 out of 5 Stars MOVIE REVIEW ARCHIVE 2005 |
