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Alien Versus Predator By Chuck Norris
I like movies. This movie was good. I sure liked it. But, I believe that the Aliens in this movie that I am talking about looked not good. In retrospect, this movie was not good. I did not like it. The action is slow and yea. If you are interested in a good time fun action event, this movie is not the one to see. I suggest you check out your local video store for a popcorn classic such as Slaughter in San Francisco or Good Guys Wear Black. Those movies are good movies. To see them will bring you such joy better than this movie could give for the main actor star of those movies is not a young african-american woman. She is me, and I am I, Chuck Norris.
The Alien series of movies were a good series of movies which enjoyed I did much. The Predator series of movies were a good series of movies which enjoyed I did much. One thing I noticed after further research, is that both of those movie serieses were rated with the rating of R, or Restricted. That means that they can show more of the blood graphics. But, in the current new movie, it is rated PG-13, or Parental Guidance - 13. So, hence in turn, they have to show less of the blood graphics which were so entertaining of the first series of movies.
In this movie, I noticed less blood graphics. I thought, and researched, and learned that was a result of the PG- 13 rating. Who ever rated this movie with that rating is an atrociter, for ruining this movie
If I could describe this movie in one word, which I now must procede to do, I would describe it as "soft". Yes, the first ten minutes of this movie gave me a headache and I thought about my brother for a second, cried for a while, and then watched the ending. It made no sense, I don't even know why these aliens are leaving Earth or how they got here and why those people are dead. In all, I'll just say I dont get it.
     1 out of 5 Stars
- Stogiebros.com 2004
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