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Life Aquatic By Tammy Jenkins  ………….what…….huh…..what….time is it? ……God damn it, Huh? What the fuck?......movie?.....do you have to talk so fucking loud?.....whispering? that’s not fucking whispering…….what fucking movie!?.....the fucking sea one?......awwww…..do we have to do this now?
I know….I am contractually obligated….do you have my rocks……..fine…..This movie….was good…lots of bright colors….I was shitfaced…so watching a movie about a boat made me puke on the black girl in front of me….boy can they fight….she fucked me right up….ripped my earring right out of my ear….still a little piece of flesh on it….fucking…..pass me my cigarettes…..thanks….well….the movie was like….about fish….It was good and stuff….you know…I haven’t been to a movie since…uh….hmm…since Adams Family Values….see…I was in love with Raul Julia….but that’s another story. What?....stars?.....how many?....I dunno…..eighty seven?....only five?....alright….four sounds good….now will you let me go to fucking sleep?...what about my rocks?....you fucking shit head.   4 out of 5 Stars MOVIE REVIEW ARCHIVE 2005 |
