The Office The
Office. This is a documentary about an old building, one with alot
of history and stories behind it. It is currently an attorney's
office and the employee's have been complaining of seeing ghosts and
experiencing unusal things. Continue...
Plot goes horribly wrong for
young boy, mutilated by robbers 7 year old Kevin McAllister was found bound gagged and
tortured in his home Christmas morning local authorities say. Police
are puzzled as to what actually happened. They showed up to a house
riddled with swinging paint cans, makeshift flamethrowers and
littered with various objects such as BB guns and marbles. Continue...
100 (1885 - 1985) This is the second attempt at a "After
Effects" movie or as I like to call them, a "Google" movie because
every image in the movie was found using Google. This was made in a
little over a week and yes, the car in the end is a Deloreon. The
song used is a Midnight Juggernauts song remixed by Presets. Continue...
Letters From Iwo Jima By Jeff Glass of the Binghamton
Senators Stogie
Bros: So Jeff, it was a really good game, what do you expect for
tomorrow night’s contest?
Jeff: Well,they’re a good
team and we really played hard and they shot the puck and then we
shot the puck some more you know they really skated and they’re a
good team and we’re really a good team too and we’re gonna come out
hard next game you know we’re just thinking about how to play the
puck and get shots on net you know and they get lotsa shots so we
gotta get more shots then them you know and then if some of those
shots go in we could really win the game you know if we let too many
shots in that’s what they call a goal and when we don’t have enough
goals that makes us get a loss and losses won’t get us through the
playoffs so we just gotta come out and check and stay focused
because they are a really good team... Continue...
Marie Antoinette Reviewed by a Hair Dresser
So how you want it cut?
Uh
huh…okay….yea. How bout’ the back? Okay, yea, like Randy Johnson.
Okay. I get ya’. Lemme grab my sciss…ors…
…K’…….So…nice
day…yea, I know, the suns coming out…Okay, you wanna’ get shampooed?
Alright, over here…
So what do you do?...Wow. Wow. I got a
question, like, when you sell those things, where do you get em’
from?....Like, you’re just out there, where do the hot dogs come
from?....Oh….really?...Wow, you like it?...Really? I’m gonna’ quit
this place as soon as my husband sells his invention. Continue...
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Slave
This
movie is about a Slave. He doesn't know where he comes
from, how he got here, all he knows is that he must go
to work at McDonalds and do whatever his nerdy owner
says. Starring Shazhaib Khan and Scott Resnick as well
as Maggie the Dog. The McDonald's uniform used in the
movie apparently was an actualy uniform used at an
actual Mcdonald's by an actual employee in the early
1980's. ...Continue...
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Head First Preview
Upper class forty year old white men have
secrets. They range from affairs to money laundering
schemes. In this story we get a closer look at one of
their secrets, only it doesn’t involve the usual
suspects of greed and lust. Preston Freedman has a
secret love for rap music. ...Continue...
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Coup Leaders Promise to
Bring Rock N Roll to Thailand
The
military leaders of the September 2006 coup that deposed
Prime Minister Thaksin Shinawatra held a press
conference Tuesday where they promised to bring Rock N
Roll and other forms of music to Thailand. ...Continue...
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Apacalypto By A
Five-Year Old Burn Victim
I hate
Mel Gibson. He made this movie, he made it. He knew. He
knew that, that when you make this movie you make people
read it. I can’t speak mexicoan. And, when my arm caught
on fire, all the smoke burned my eyes, so now, I can’t
see well either. ...Continue...
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Ryan McAteer
This is a short documentary profile of Ryan
McAteer a person not just with a face, but a person with
a life. Ignoring that life and focusing onto one thing,
this documentary highlights his love of and addiction to
cigarrettes. Ryan explores his addiction, how he got
started, his attempts at quiting, and why he doesn't
care about what people say of "health". ...Continue...
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Eragon Reviewed By
Screamin' Jay Hawkins
Y’all
know me It’s screamin jay Hawkins. The voodoo master
blaster of rock n’ roll. I get a knock on the door this
mornin’ with some white man telling MEEEEEEEEEEE they
gonna arrest me because I didn’t pay my child support.
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Perfume the Story of a
Murderer
I used
to be a Gym Teacher. They cut P.E. out of our
educational budget. More reading less jogging, at least
that’s what I tell people. I was accused of
touching…okay…I touched three girls and a boy. Gad Dang
it! When did an encouraging pat on the buttocks and the
breast area become such a bad thing? ...Continue...
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Santa Clause 3 Reviewed
By a Helicopter
Dvhreeee eerreree ereredd…… Woooh…Woooh…woooh…
woooh…wooh.. wooh.wooh. wooh.woh. woh.woh.wah. wah.wah.
wah. wah. wah. wah. wah. ...Continue...
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