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Catch me If you Can By John Morelli 
This past christmas Steven Spielberg was kind enough to give us a gift. This gift was wrapped in golden paper and hope. When we at stogie brothers headquarters opened this “Gift” we realized it was a piece of shit made to look nice. That Spielberg, that prank practicing fucker…I want my 8 dollars back (Canadian currency not acceptable).
This flick stars Leonardo “Not Davinci” DiCaprio as some guy who does some stuff that Tomald Hanks (Bozom Buddies) doesn’t like. So what would you do? Shit? No, Run…or While running say Catch me…If you can. Sounds like a challenge…Right? Wrong.. its not, Tom Hanks catches Leonardo in the first 15 minutes and spend the rest of the movie counting his Oscars (2). Christopher Walken pops up once and a while, he is just out of it. In one scene his nose clearly is running badly, I’m talking a big booger and such…well during that scene he sticks his tongue out and licks the booger. Fucking sick. What was Spielberg thinking? This movie just failed to get me excited about the supposed crimes going on, since when was playing dress up a federal offense. The acting was OK , the film was OK it was just OK, nothing more nothing less. God Damn it. So if you want a real good crime movie, watch Blow or something. Not this.   1 out of 5 Stars More Movie Reviews 2002 |
