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Cigarrettes And Coffee By Knife Master Smith  I don't get to too many movies now a days, seeing as that I am the world's most handsomest and bravest adventurer around. Well, they got
me to sit down and watch this one, for some reason. I don't really know how to describe it. Most of it was good, very good, but some parts
I just played with the reflection of my key chain knife because they were boring. Uh....yea, that's pretty much it. Oh, yea, and there is no tits
in this. Yea, that's it. I don't really know what else to say about it. I liked it, you might too, I make no gaurantees. I prefer stogies, though,
instead of cigarretes. Cigarrettes are more of a.... gun thing. Cigars just say, "I'm gonna' stab ya'!"
I never drank coffee much either, maybe that's because I was raised in the jungle by baboons, or because I never tried it before. This film really makes that coffee look delicous, I tried some after watching it. I don't understand it, but it's definately no good. Stay away from that stuff. It's like a Viet Cong Guerilla during a torture session, hot and bitter at first then sweet and cold at the end. I don't know, though, I should give it another shot. Just like you should give this film a shot. It's really good. It's got two fat Italian guys, a gender....which I... never... really got to combat in my career....hmmm....and there's....some... girls.. in it. Black, french guys speaking in French. That was odd, didn't know they exist, but they're French just the same, so I hate them just the same. They were such bastards in 54', all I needed was a knife and piano wire to survive. Those pussies were gettin eaten up by VC, every Frenchman on this earth is a coward. That is the final, Knife Master Smith ruling on that issue. Last time I debated it openly was 82', Lebanon, and then 200 marines got killed cuz' one of them cowards didn't stab out the tires. It's too hard for Knife Master Smith to talk about, those were hard times, I killed alot of people, and relatively, I enjoyed most of them. And that, my friend, is the final, Kinfe Master Smith ruling on the issue.   4 out of 5 Stars 2004 |
