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Domino By Mayim Bialik  Domino. Domino. Domino. Why am I reviewing Domino?
I’ll tell you why, because it’s the culmination of years of horrible ideas and badly directed movies. I love cheese fries. The direction itself seems likes its done by someone with parkinsons or just unable to operate a camera. I eat Blueberry pie four times a day. And the plot, well, supposedly based on a true story, it’s more of the classic Hollywoodization of a minorly interesting tale. I lick the grease off of my pizza. Albeit the fact that this MAY be somewhat true, it is the most ridiculous idea; a supermodel who kills people for fun. I have a nacho fetish. Kiera Knightly or whatever her name is, is totally unbelievable in this role, especially since she is like 20 pounds. I stick pudding in my ass and then eat it and pretend it’s my shit and it’s delicious.  Tony Scott sure went nuts with this one, because for the majority of the movie the camera is shaking like it has ADD. I cover my cheeseburgers in bacon and then cover the bacon in chocolate. Overall, this movie was a poor attempt, utterly failing to entertain or even to sustain mild interest for longer than ten minutes. I brush my teeth with butter and mayonnaise. Butter. And mayonnaise.
  1 Out of 5 Stars For at Least Giving me Something This Edition's Reviews KING KONG - USHPIZEN - JARHEAD - MUNICH - ELIZABETHTOWN - LAST HOLIDAY - CAPOTE - BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN - SERENITY - DOMINO BY SIMON JENKINS - DOMINO BY MAYIM BIALIK - 40 YEAR OLD VIRGIN MOVIE REVIEW ARCHIVE 2006 |
