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Elizabethtown  By Emperor Akihito of Japan Oh how much I love romantic comedies. I love them so. Jennifer Lopez and Matthew McAanahey (that is how I spell it) or Tom Hanks and woman. It is beautiful. I love to see a movie with the kiss and the music and the dance and the bing bang bing – a sex.
It is a beautiful thing to a see.
 I love Americans very much. I have never made a sex to an American, but I would very much like to. It would bring my country so much honor and pride, to know that the Emperor, tenno heika, would have be able to make a sex with an American. America is a so good, I love the U. S. A. so much. When I was a young they put on best fireworks show a ever. It was a beautiful. A Bing bang Bing – a fire. My house burn down. But, I okay. I leave town and fish.
Empress Michiko say, “Akihito, Akihito, I wanna’ see the best a American movie I can see.” You know what I say? Erizabethtown. I heard a big big things from this Crowe-san. He make a big American movie about a man name Jerry who makes a lot of money and who makes a sex to a boy who plays a the sports. It’s a big big American movie. I say, Erizabethtown must a be good if it’s a Crowe-san’s movie.  I enjoy this a movie a very much. Empress Michiko say it a too long, it made her ass a hurt a bit, I say, my ass strong, sit through long movie with honor, no hurt. Empress Michiko has a weak ass.
If I could a make a fuck to any American woman, after seeing this movie, it would be Cameron a Diaz. She looks a good, it is nice to see her on a movie screen, penis hard, like a wood, imagine Empress Michiko is a Ms. Diaz. A bing Bang bing – a sex. If you like a movie where you will leave and go home safely, you should see Erizabethtown. It is a movie, a movie I will not forget for a time.  Emperor's Score - 5 out of 5 Stars This Edition's Reviews KING KONG - USHPIZEN - JARHEAD - MUNICH - ELIZABETHTOWN - LAST HOLIDAY - CAPOTE - BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN - SERENITY - DOMINO BY SIMON JENKINS - DOMINO BY MAYIM BIALIK - 40 YEAR OLD VIRGIN More Movie Reviews 2006 |
