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Letters From Iwo Jima Reviewed By Jeff Glass of the Binghamton Senators  Stogie Bros: So Jeff, it was a really good game, what do you expect for tomorrow night’s contest?
Jeff: Well, they’re a good team and we really played hard and they shot the puck and then we shot the puck some more you know they really skated and they’re a good team and we’re really a good team too and we’re gonna come out hard next game you know we’re just thinking about how to play the puck and get shots on net you know and they get lotsa shots so we gotta get more shots then them you know and then if some of those shots go in we could really win the game you know if we let too many shots in that’s what they call a goal and when we don’t have enough goals that makes us get a loss and losses won’t get us through the playoffs so we just gotta come out and check and stay focused because they are a really good team and they play really hard they got a really good power play and we really work the puck down low and try to get power plays because sometimes you know the other team gets a penalty you know and then we get an extra guy you know and sometimes you know we just come out and put the puck in the net you know then that guy who was in the box has to come back out you know but he doesn’t get any minus points you know its all about moving the puck and how we’re gonna come out hard and try and match their intensity you know cause they got a good goalie and we got a good goalie you know and if they both are really good you know it’s gonna be tough for both of us to score you know and we both are really good at scoring and they are a really good team and you know I have been complementing them so much I forget who I play for you know sometimes I forget how to wipe my ass and I have to ask coach and coach has to have a drill and practice you know because I’m not so good at wiping my ass but my teammates are good and the other team is really good and I’m expecting to come out tonight with no poop in my butt cheeks cause it’ll be hard to skate and if its hard to skate then I wont get goals and if I don’t get the goals and we won’t win because they play really hard because they are a really talented great team you know and so are we you know so it will be a really hard fought game with us battling in the corners and they will play really hard and they’ll be going after the puck you know which is this little black rubber thing you know which we hit around with sticks you know and try to put in the other guy’s net you know because they are wearing a different color jersey than us you know but their color is really good you know and our color is really good both are just really top notch colors and their road colors look really nice and so do our road colors they work really hard to look like a senator and their colors look really tough and some of them are primary colors which you know you could mix with another color to get some shade of orange I think you know which is a complimentary color you know sometimes I eat crayons you know because I expect the red ones to taste like cherries you know but then I realize you know that they’re just crayons you know and not cherries you know so then my poop comes out all different colors you know and sometimes on game night you know I purposely eat our team’s colors and make a nice big crap you know and then I show it to the guys you know and it gets them all pumped up you know cause they see a piece of crap you know but the crap you know is like in our colors eh and then you know the others teams colors are really nice you know so I usually eat their colored crayons you know and make a crap in their colors and take it to their locker room you know and show them you know and it gets them all pumped up you know because they’re a good team and we’re a good team but after I make the crap I don’t remember to wipe my ass so coach you know has to wipe my ass but you know I got all the equipment on you know so coach has to take it off and its all tough you know because I got those suspenders you know to hold up my hockey pads you know the coach don’t have no toilet paper so he has you wipe me with you know the hockey plans on his clipboard you know so we don’t know any of our plays or who is the starting goalie it makes the whole team confused then I go out and play real hard and battle for the puck you know and they play real hard you know so it should be a really good game. ED NOTE: The Binghamton Senators were defeated by the Letters from Iwo Jima 4-1.   3 out of 5 Stars MOVIE REVIEW ARCHIVE 2007 |
