Jarhead By President Ilham Aliyev of Azerbaijan Oh this brings back memories. No, I was never in the army. But, you should have seen some of the orgies I’ve been to, it was something like this movie, only harder. In Baku, we would have victorious orgies all throughout the night listening to Wham! Oh, their music is so good, their wise word’s express their love for the youth of Azerbaijan. But, back to the movie. There are men in the desert. Boring. There are men with a guns, but a no shooting. Boring. When I have a derkal-girl suck on me during movie, I can not even keep erection strong. It is so boring. But, things happen. What am I saying, lots of things do. But, it still boring. I know what happen, America go, America bomb, America leave, America come back. Boring. This movie has no bombs, no breasts (halfers don’t count), and is gay. I have to say, I’ve seen worse. You should see the movies Azerbaijan makes. Ejjjh. They make me want to shave my moustache and eat the hair that falls in the dirt. I have lots of good stories, and big gold necklace, they should make a film about me, in stereo. One time, you not gonna believe this one, I cutting moustache after March 8th Woman’s Day Orgy. You know, just a like any other old day, a snip a here, a snap a here. Then, Armenian lady boy come and cut his own head off right in front of me. I no lie. He took a knife, and started cutting his neck, and then, he a – WHAM! Head gone. It fall off. Right in front of me right in my home in Baku. I tell you, who want to watch movie about nothing, no war? If no war, there no story, and if there no story, who will go see? Not me. I say you stay away from this one, check out Ushpizen, it is like a Jewish version of the Fiddler on the Roof, only Jewish, it is great, I love. 3 Out of 5 Stars This Edition's Reviews KING KONG - USHPIZEN - JARHEAD - MUNICH - ELIZABETHTOWN - LAST HOLIDAY - CAPOTE - BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN - SERENITY - DOMINO BY SIMON JENKINS - DOMINO BY MAYIM BIALIK - 40 YEAR OLD VIRGIN MOVIE REVIEW ARCHIVE - Stogiebros.com 2006