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Marie Antoinette Reviewed By a Hair Dresser  So how you want it cut?
Uh huh…okay….yea. How bout’ the back? Okay, yea, like Randy Johnson. Okay. I get ya’. Lemme grab my sciss…ors… …K’…….So…nice day…yea, I know, the suns coming out…Okay, you wanna’ get shampooed? Alright, over here… So what do you do?...Wow. Wow. I got a question, like, when you sell those things, where do you get em’ from?....Like, you’re just out there, where do the hot dogs come from?....Oh….really?...Wow, you like it?...Really? I’m gonna’ quit this place as soon as my husband sells his invention. Come over here. Okay, grab it, sorry….Alright, come over here…. Yea, my husband is an inventor…he used to play football, but he hurt his eyeballs so now he invents things…oh, uh nothing major yet…yea, it’s coming along… How you want the sides?....no side burns?....side burns?...side burns?....no side burns?...okay…wait, so, side burns, right?....k….. So, I saw this movie last night, that new one with the old girl that just came out, I forget what it’s called…Oh, I’m sorry…sorry, no side burns?....okay, sorry… Yea, so I saw this movie, its that movie, you know about that woman who’s the queen and she like, um, is the queen of Europe or something…no, not that one…I forget what it’s called…uh…you know, the one with the girl from Spider-man and she’s old…Yea! That’s the one! Nah, it stunk. I mean, I don’t like those movies…you know, those movies about old stuff and stuff, I dunno….Yea, she’s good, I like her…You hear about Tom Cruise?...Yea, he left movies forever…Forever…yea, forever…I dunno, I forget where I read that…I dunno, but I heard he’s leaving movies and stuff… I don’t know, I mean I didn’t like this movie, it’s not my thing. Plus, my husband, Larry, the whole time he was trying to stick his finger in my – huh?...oh, yea, you can use my spray…yea, go ahead…how’s the baby?...yea?...yea?...he’s so cute…yea?... She’s a slut….anyway, Larry, he’s my third husband, he kept trying to stick his finger up my nose. He’s got this thing where he likes to pick other people’s noses, so I don’t blow my nose so he can pick it for me….No, I don’t really mind…yea…It’s actually kinda nice…yea… Okay…so how’s that?...a little more off the top?...the top?...okay?....okay?...here?...okay?...alright. So, one of the Bengals came in here the other day, Akheem Labronajon or somethin’, I don’t know, a real big guy…yea…no that wasn’t it…yea…I cut his hair…he smelled nice…yea, like food, really good food…no, like pizza…yea… Okay, that short enough?....Alright then….Wanna see the back?....Nah?...okay….you sure?....okay…alright, there you go… Oh, Thanks a lot…Have a nice day…you too.    2 1/2 out of 5 Stars MOVIE REVIEW ARCHIVE 2007 |
