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Mistakes And Regrets Added January 21st, 2006 My brother Tony comes by on a Tuesday, and he’s like, “Yo, let’s get fucked up tonight.” I was like, yea, whatever, let’s go. Only problem was, where we gonna’ go? So, I was like fuck it let’s go get drunk over there in between them buildings and stuff. Alright, here we go, great idea. But what’d you do after you’re done getting’ fucked up? I dunno, so I was like “Hey, Tony, let’s go over to Paulie’s house and get fucked up again.” Great idea, Paulie was throwing a party, he had a lot a people who were all fucked up. So we stop by, and there ain’t that many people, except these broads and Paulie is all passed on the couch. So, me and Tony start talking to these chicks, I mean one of them was okay, but the two other ones were really ugly and big, and all gross looking. But, one of them says they gots some ecstasy. So, I was like, yo, give me some, bitch. This chick hands me four of em’, just hands em’ to me for free, and I was like, yes, what should I do? Tony don’t want em’, he was already making out with the one okay looking one. So, I was like fuck it, I took two of em’, and I was gonna’ save the other two for later. But, I didn’t feel shit. I said to Tony, let’s go beat this shit out of this dike broad for giving me asprin or some shit. That chick he was trying to bang told me that you needed all four to feel em’, so I took the other two. Fuck Tony, man, I left that shit without him and went back to my place around 3. I still didn’t feel shit, and I didn’t get that drunk, it was a bad night. Next day, I woke up and I felt fine, actually great, better than normal. Fuckin’ went to class and shit, no problems. But, that night, Tony calls me up, he’s like “Yo, I got some bad news, yo.” I was like “What?” He goes “Them broads we were hanging out with last night weren’t broads.” Well, that’s his fucking problem, I didn’t stick nothing in no fag. Then, he’s like “And you know that shit they gave you?” “yea?” “It was some fucking hormone pill to turn you into a woman.” Estrogen. That’s what the doctor told me, now I’m growing tits and my voice is high as shit. You want a mistake and a regret. Never go over to Paulie’s ever again. More "Steroid Stories" You Think You've Got Stress 2006 |
