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Fred Claus
 
By The Real Santa Claus
How much do you think your ears weigh? Like if you could cut em’ off, put em’ on a scale, and weigh em? Two pounds? Right? That’s my guess.
Imagine being me. No, better yet, imagine you are me. Every year, somebody goes ahead and makes a movie about you. Somebody, who looks nothing at all like you, dresses up in a ridiculous costume and dances around and sings a song and says they’re you and everyone laughs and enjoys it. And that’s what people think you are.
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