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Texas Invades Oklahoma


In a surprise move, the Texas National Guard was ordered to invade Oklahoma after negotiations failed. Texas Governor Rick Perry, head of the Texas Alliance, along with the other members of the Texas Alliance met with the members of the Oklahoma Empire in Nuetral Colorado.

The Texas Alliance, consisting of Texas, New Mexico, Arkansas, and Georgia, had been pushing for weeks for the disarmorment of the Oklahoma Empire. Oklahoma Governor and Emperor, Brad Henry had insisted that his current states did not posses a division ready to take the rectangular northern edge of Texas.

The Oklahoma Empire had invaded Kansas and Missouri, taking both states in just hours. George Bush condemned the invasion, but there were no rules set for stopping such an event, so he was powerless. It was, according to the Articles of Confederation, a matter between the states.

Texas, along with Arkansas and New Mexico, demanded an immediate pull out, even staged a meeting between Henry, Perry, Arkansas Governor Mike Huckabee, and New Mexico Governor Bill Richardsen. Their main concern was in keeping their State’s safe, to which Brad Henry said he could not guarantee.

Texas responded twenty minutes after the meetings closure, Texas troops crossing the border and taking the Oklahoma “handle” in an hour. Battles at “Red Indian Military Base” and Markton saw conclusive victories by Texas.

They then moved in from the south, taking Big Tall Hill and then moving in towards Oklahoma City. Henry, being in Colorado, condemned the attack and declared war on Texas, to which they responded, “Don’t mess with Texas.”

In the second day of fighting, Oklahoma City fell and the Oklahoma Empire was near collapse. The government with out Brad Henry fled to Tulsa, running from the Texan Tanks and Helicopters right behind them.

Unfortunately in the Texan conquest, they have reinstated some old Nazi tactics. Using the “Final Solution” tactic, or what has now become known as the “Holocaust” is being used full force by Texan troops. Any person who is a homosexual, crippled, Jewish, or a gypsy is being ushered off in to “JCC camps”. No, these are not the memorable summer camps known to all in the Northeast, they instead stand for “Jewish Concentration Camps”.

They’re all being held there were they are making big rocks turn into smaller rocks by hitting them many times. This labor has been looked at by the United States government with great detail. Their investigation led to this statement last night; “You’re doing it wrong, you’re supposed to kill them…”








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