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4th grade class chaos! Confusion among boys as girls watch sex-ed video By John Morelli  Shithole, NJ-
This past afternoon, the female half of the 4th grade class at Henderson Elementary participated in their first foray into sexual education. Around 12:30 p.m. Ms. Wazniak, the bull dyke gym teacher, led all of the females into the all-purpose-room to view a sex-ed video. We have reason to believe that the video they watched was “Changin’ and Bleedin’” produced sometime in 1987. None of the girls could be reached for comment on what went on inside of the viewing. Meanwhile all of the males in the 4th grade classes were led outside to the playground. There was not much playing going on. A lot of the boys were seen pacing back and forth like fathers of newborns. Other were in huddles speculating on what was being observed inside the all purpose room. It was a general feeling of fear and curiosity. We asked some of the boys on their feelings. “I am very scared, I have eaten all of my gummi bears and I have thrown three rocks at the fat kid” said little Eric Jackson. Another student had this to say. “I really want to know what they are learning in there. I am hearing talks of ‘vaginas’ and I would like to know where I could find one and what they do.” But in a strange way this event has brought the boys together in an unexpected way. In some cases we could see Darrel Freeman commenting to nerdy Roddy Jenkins about how much he knew about the female persuasion. Normally Darrel picks on Roddy…but today they had one thing in common: Lack of vaginal knowledge. Later on, the girls emerged from the viewing room and began to whisper to one another. The boys stood and began to prod them for knowledge on what they had learned. The girls responded with giggles and more whispering. They then had to go back inside to resume a poorly planned out public education. But there is a ray of hope for the boys. Little Darrel Freeman found an interesting clue when he stole Nicki Adams purse. “Aw man, I got three dollars, School store here I come! I am getting me some pencils of sports teams. But I did find this weird thing…it’s like this cotton stick. It came in some pink package. I think it has something to do with boobs” said Darrel. In the coming days the boys will have lots of investigating to due, we will keep you updated on any further progress in the coming days. 2003 |
