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Poll of Dancers Shows Dancing Hardest Things You Can Do By A Lebanese Man Who Doesn’t Abide by Traffic Laws Added June 20, 2005 Boston, Mass.- – M.I.T. University researchers recently conducted a poll to determine what was the most physically draining activity. In a resounding triumph over boxing, wrestling, and Dance Dance Revolution (a close second). Dancing itself was deemed number one by nearly 85% of all of those polled.  In a side note, M.I.T. exclusively conducted the polling of only dancers, mostly afeminant males. The reasoning for this was unexplained, but other universities are already lampooning the results.
“I am an individual. I am unique. The flailing of my arms is totally unique to me, even out of our dance class of like 300 people,” Bruce Michaels was one of the several people interviewed at Gary’s Dancenter in Fort Worth, Texas. “It’s hard, and if you can’t understand that, than you can’t understand my complexity.” “I don’t see how these results hold any validity, if you asked me, the most physically draining thing I’d say is fucking my load of a wife. Fat bitch.” San Diego Rollercoaster enthusiast Terry Hainswhin told us. Whatever you think, it does not matter. It will never change me. I will never submit. Lights? What the fuck is this? Why should I stop at lights? They will never control me. I will run my life by myself without the controlling of lights. Thank you very much. 2005 |
