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Kyrgystanian Man Takes Over Village with Bare Hands
By M. Morelli
Added June 20, 2005

Kerput, Kyrgystan -
– -“Beat him! Beat him!” Dersha’s father chanted! Two nights ago, events unfolded that led to Dersha Malkhomad beating up every grown male in his village with nothing but his bare hands.

It all goes back to sweeping reform laws that have been overtaking eastern Kyrgystan. The newest one, which still allows for the beating of wife and child – as long as you don’t draw blood. Punishment results in cutting off of toe then finger.

This is what set off Dersha, who in a violent argument with his wife in which he beat her because he was too tired to beat his son, cut her eyebrow and lip. She knew about the new laws, and ran to the town elders with her thumb in the air.

They demanded Dersha come to them for the removal of his middle toe and the sleying of his goat. He showed up and pushed aside the town elders and began choking his wife in a violent rage. The feeble elders were unable to stop him, and they soon ran away to get help from their sons.

Dersha did not kill his wife, he just choked her unconscience and spit in her eye and kicked her in womb. The elders returned with their sons and all of the weapons in town; Two Kalishnikov’s, a pitchfork, Hamed’s horn, and fistfuls of dirt to be thrown in eyes.

Dersha charged at them, and one of the men fired at him. But, he was holding the gun at his waist and he shot his brother and his father, and Dersha charged him and beat him.

The rage was so fierce that none of the men were able to restrain him, and eventually he beat up all of the men, killing none, just conquering all. Afterwards he declared himself the new town elder, and called all woman and children to the center of town.

In a small ceremony, he married all of the wives and daughters of the towns men, 34 in all (excluding Shermal's "Goat" Girl duaghter). Dersha’s father later also married some 10 of the woman, a gift from his son for chanting for him during his conquests. He also would not take Shermal's goat looking duaghter.




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2005