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Arianna Huffington Fucked With 14" Dick, Changes Views Completely by - Added January 21st, 2006  It was all a big joke, as her friends got together and threw a big birthday bash for Arianna last July. As you may know, her husband, Michael Huffington, divorced her in 1997 after his failed Senate campaign. He was a closet homosexual, and following their divorce, Arianna shifted from being a Newt Gingrich-backing Republican into a “progressive populist.”
Ann Getty, who threw the party in which Michael and Arianna met in the 1980’s, also threw this birthday bash, but this time it was a little different. Several of the attendees were African-American ex-convicts from San Quentin in California. After the party, apparently, one of them eyed Arianna, and one thing led to the other, she was fucked with a fourteen inch dick. She has described it as a “breath of fresh dick”, as she now renounced anything she has said from 2000-2005. “I take it all back, all of it,” she said in a more mellow tone than many are used to. “I just realized something after all of this; George Bush ain’t all that bad. Iraq? Who cares, kill as many as you can. The Valerie Plame thing? Eh, well, it wasn’t really that big a deal to begin with.”  This comes after her failed bid for the California Governorship in 2003, the founding of the liberal-blog center Huffington Post, and her ministership in the Cult the Church of the Movement of Spiritual Inner Awareness. Apparently, she is reformatting her web site, this time, giving ex-con Narell Wigguns more of a say.
“Yo, we gotta hook that shit up, trip out the floo’s and put like this big fuckin banner up, that’s just like, BAM, you know and shit, and then we gonna’ talk bout’ the Raiders and Randy Moss and shit like that,” Wigguns offered his ideas for the new direction of her site. In other news, she is completely killing the funding from The Detroit Project, a group which’s aim is to convince automakers to produce "cars that will end our dependence on foreign oil". She admitted how full of shit that statement truly is, as cars today generally generate 50% more energy with the same amount of fuel they did 20 years ago, and 80% of the world’s current oil supply is overseas. Huffington will most likely eat some food, take a shit, sleep, maybe talk on the phone, and then, if she’s lucky, eat some more. 2006 |
