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Public outcry at Hurricane Nigger Added January 21st, 2006  The National weather service in Miami has announced the next set of names for the upcoming hurricane season. It was a usual set of names except that after hurricane Memphis is Hurricane Nigger. A fuck up? Not really according to the National Hurricane Center.
“Look, we ran out of names. Okay? After Nelson and Neddy…you are pretty much out of N names…so boop…we end up with Nigger” Explained Terry Adners the executive director of the NHC. The NAACP released this statement:
We soon learned that that following statement was a prank from Kenneth Keith Kirkpatrick, the Grand Wizard of the KKK. “I have always said it, Niggers are responsible for all the dumbs, the funny walking and the hurricanes! Well, I was right about two, now my prophecy comes true. Which means at about sometime next week the clouds will part and Jesus will come down, play a pick up game of basketball with me. Skins vs. Niggers (we will be the skins of course). Then we will lift off into heaven where I will massage the finest oils into Jesus and be his personal slave.” Hurricane Nigger looks to hit sometime in early June. The National Weather Advisory says to be on the look out. Advisors say nail your windows shut and stay away from the Kentucky Fried Chicken’s in the area… Alright… Alright… Jesus Christ… I am trying to do a serious piece of journalism here and someone is giving me fucking prank quotes. The public has seemed to take it harshly. Jeffrey Albertini said this, “Listen, my ancestors came from Europe, they didn’t own no Hurricanes” A one Mr. Antwawn Jefferson said, “I believe the correct terminology is African American Shit Storm” No matter what you call it, Hurricane Nigger is coming ashore soon. Weather it will be wearing chains and carrying cotton or have a giant smile and Degree in housewrecking…only time will tell. 2006 |
