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Plane Crashes into A Middle School Added September 2006  A small Cessna 150 crashed into A Middle School in Roca Baton, Florida killing 34 students and 8 teachers.
In Roca Baton there has been a tremendous housing boom in recent years that’s left schools overwhelmed with students. This has lead to the introduction of trailer classroom’s simply labled “A”, “B”, “C” and so on. “A” Middle School was located right off of a runway of a small airport, where the plane took a sharp right turn without ever leaving the ground and crashing directly into the school at a high speed. The plane then exploded, killing scores in the school. But, miraculously, the two pilots survived. The town has since shown an outpouring of support. “This is something that shook the entire town,” local Pastor Gary Motorcycle said, “God sent this plane as his messenger and he burnt their horrible souls.” Instead of the normal support of sympathy, Roca Baton has instead supported the act itself – the killing of 42 innocent people. Pastor Motorcycle is leading a charity fundraiser started by his church, entitled “Pity the Dead”. They have so far raised millions and have been using the money to bus in more protestors to homosexuals’ funerals all across the country.  “They were probably faggots or screw balls or some sort of scum,” he added, “let this be a lesson to all.”
Immediately after the incident, the crash site was not changed in any way. Instead, the dead bodies and school and plane were covered in copper and turned into a living, decaying statue. A section of a window pain that was broke and sort of kind of looks like a cross has been covered in gold. The pilot of the plane was Samuel Armless, who was attempting to be the first pilot without arms (He changed his named to that after losing his arms). “I thought I could do it,” he said, “but it’s not my fault. I don’t have arms. Check it out. Right?” He arranged the flight through the Sympathy Money Foundation, requesting to fly a plane with the head coach of the Denver Broncos – Mike Shanahan. Apparently he was thrown off by Shanahan’s in-flight advice to “run heavy.” The two made it out of the crash perfectly fine and have not been heard from since. But, because of their perceived message from God, Mike Shanahan has become a highly praised figure. Laurels of him are painted all around town and sermons are held in his honor.  Pastor Motorcycle leads the way with his weekly Shanahan prayer. “Oh Jesus, we have received your messenger. Please, please Jesus, take Jake Plummer into your heart, receive his pass, let Tatum Bell into your gates, and, oh lord, please, let the Bronco’s hoist the superbowl chalice. Ah Men.”
Broncos’ jerseys have been placed on all of the dead children’s bodies at the crash site as a rememberance. Other’s around the booming town have condemned these actions, but they are unlikely to affect Roca’s view any time soon. The mayor and the entire town have emphatically embraced these actions. This follows the bigger wave of town rights in Florida, where towns have acted out more to “dictate power.” 2006 |
