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Woman accidentally bakes cake that looks like her own tits
Added December 2007
Watercrest, N.J.- -
 When Angela Mancini showed up to her friend’s birthday party, her boyfriend Rocco DiOreo thought he recognized something a little too familiar.
“I was like, eyyyy, Yo! ANGELA. That cake looks exactly like your tits!” said Rocco. The whole party was astonished to learn the similarities. Angela swears it was a total accident that she made a cake in the shape of her boobs. “I like, really, like didn’t know. It’s so weird. I didn’t even know my boobs looked like that.”
Rocco is having none of it. “That’d be like if I baked all day long and a giant cock came out of the oven with a birthmark on the right nut…you tellin’ me that’d be an accident?”
Angela even took out her tit’s to explain and show the crowd of onlookers. Some people didn’t get the resemblance such as their friend Vinny “Yeah, I dunno, is they like supposed to be two pink mountains or something? I never seen a boob before. Are they the ones with hair on ‘em?”
Rocco cooled off all the questioning by taking off his shirt and dancing to a remix of Justin Timberlake’s “Sexy Back” while flexing his semi-formed muscles. In the Guido community this is a peace offering of the highest extent. However, the dancing ended on a sour note when he started to sweat from all of the dancing and hair gel got in his eyes. He began to stumble around the room and broke 3 of Joey Giarella’s toes whom was enjoying a nice sausage sandwich.
The guests at the party ate the cake and laughed about it. Rocco and Angela returned home after Rocco drank too much and Rocco tried beating Angela and raping her. But he couldn’t get an erection, so he took a big shit and fell asleep in the bathroom.
- Stogiebros.com
2007
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