Current Results News Archived by Date Archeologists No Longer That Impressed with Mayan Civilization Plastic Refrigerators Threaten Magnet Industry Interviewee Offended at use of subtitles Woman accidentally bakes cake that looks like her own tits Charity sets high standards for Recipients Government Opens new wing of Defense Department: Cruel and Unusual Punishment Department Chinese Government to Purchase Kentucky Fried Chicken The World: My two cents (take em or leave em, i dont give a shit.) and other twisted tales from the Americas Doolunatic School begins stereotyping program to get children in touch with other ethnicities Plot goes horribly wrong for young boy, mutilated by robbers Coup leaders promise to bring Rock N Roll to Thailand Plane Crashes into A Middle School Bruckheimer set to Produce Bible Movie Adaptation Russian Boy Kidnaps Himself - In Critical Condition Adoption Agency Shut Down for Discounting Handicapped Children Arnold Introduces Hummer that runs on Steroids Public outcry at Hurricane Nigger Local Restaurant Hires Black Man to Eat for Customers. Man Claims Ariel Sharon’s Brain Talked to Denzel Washington Emperor Bokassa Declares War on Poseidon Man takes Halloween Costume too far Gay San Franciscan Named Next Dragon King Arianna Huffington Fucked With 14’ Dick, Changes Views Completely Insurgent Blows Up Own Family In Response to Skin Cancer , MoveOn.org co-founder starts NARC Kyrgystanian Man Takes Over Village with Bare Hands Local Fat Child Wins Magazine Selling Contest Church of Satan Elects new Pope: Brian Bostworth! My Birthday in the Pacific Santa No Longer Gives a Fuck Protesting is Cool Again Philadelphia Observation Largest Life Change You Think You've got Stress? My Biggest Fuckin' Mistake Goals and Stuff My One Day Journal Community Service School is for Robots, French Fries are for Humans Interview With An Archeologist While Drunk Massachusetts Miracle Man Interview Class Clown Eddie Dwainstein Poll of Dancers Shows Dancing Hardest Thing You Cand Do The Fat Theory A.I.D.'s Ain't so Bad Bentsen 96'; A Review of Grand Theft Auto San Andreas Area (Chinese) Man lectures students on why you don’t need ticket….because you have stamp... Rapper BOOTFA$E heats up charts Japanese Journalist Attacked at DNC 4th Graders Deem Boobs Cooler than guns John Kerry named Honorary Blues Brother Church Bans Gays; Child Molesting Priests Welcomed Back Militant American group takes Arab hostage. Threatens to give him bath in 72 hours. 4th grade class chaos! Confusion among boys as girls watch sex-ed video Going to Jail School Massacres: Russia takes the lead, How can the U.S. catch up? Eddie McDaniel's Predictions Scandal Sheets 3 Realizing You're Insignifigant Guest Writer Spotlight: Squanting Thomas Firestep Scandal Sheets 2 What the Fuck am I talking about? Saddam Captured; Country Music Reaps the Benefits Arabic Three Stooges Banned in U.S. Man who throws plastic food to animals at the zoo sees it as his duty to humanity Priests help troubled teens with steady diet of Molestation American Idol 2 Rigged How People Killed People Before Guns The Mustache Union Strikes Vin Diesel movies cause brain damage Castro-Bush Letters Texas Invades Oklahoma Abdul Recieves $25 Million Award for Catching Saddam; Confiscated Minutes Later MICHAEL JACKSON Buys a vowel, becomes “King of Pope” Han is Jealous of Kyle's TraperKeeper Pope Prays for Peace in Nebraska KKK Offers Solution to Africa's AIDs problems Local farmer becomes vegetarian to impress sheep Man Voices Disgust with his Four year old child Man Accidentally Prays to Wrong God Horrorscopes Scandal Sheets Jim Belushi Crucified President gets too high for comfort School Mascot Riff Raff Terrorizes Students Stogie Bros. Celeb Spottings “Offensive” Jim Yankovic: New Album causing shit storm of controversy Asian Man Mistaken For Dog Jesus to guest star on Friends Dad claims Child is next Motzart Bush Implements "Freedom for Oil" program Man Eats shit, lives to tell about it Falling Prices Kill three at Wal-Mart Steven Dorff is still alive 2002 Round up Letter to Users Man Falls off building, Boner Breaks fall "Where's Adolf?" Book Controversy Iraq Will Not be Represented at Special Olympics Local Class Clown to go on 15 Date Tour Horseplay is Favorite activity among teens WEIRD AL YANKOVIC STRIPPED OF TITLE Children Charged in Pumpkin Murder Brad Arrested in France Man Turns Head into Bowling Bowl E-Mail Feedback 1 Hitler ghost terrorizes Family Senator Caught Red Handed Fart Intensity Cookie Cutter Death Ruled Involuntary Suicide Stogiebros.com Opens Boob Tube Preview Special Effects movies coming soon - Stogiebros.com 2063