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Pirates of the Carribean 2 By Mel Gibson while intoxicated  I saw that fuckin’ movie. More like asshole central.
Is Johnny Depp Jewish? Wait. Let me rephrase my question. Is Johnny depp rich?? YES! Then he is probably a Jew. You know who else is probably Jewish? That fuckin’ president of ours. He is rich and he started some wars. That fucking kike bastard. All hail the Rabbi! The only non-jew president we had was McKinley. He was a real man. Until I traveled back in time and shot that jew fuck right in the gut. I made my time travelin’ machine out of jew blood and tinker toys. Only the best virgin jew blood oil though. Did I mention that I own this town? What town you ask? The GAZA STRIP! Yeah, I’m the new head of Hezbollah. Who else could take down the Jews besides me? Melman Gibson? Not many people. Right now I’m chilling out somewhere in Lebanon using the Israeli flag as a diaper. Yeah. I shit in diapers. What are you going to do about it? It’s the real messy kind right now. The kind that gets trapped in your cheeks and when you walk it squishes around and you get a case of the shivers. Yeah. I’m talking that kind of shit.   1 Star of David Out of 5 Star of David's This Edition's Reviews Lady in the Water - World Trade Center - The Devil Wears Prada - Pirates of the Carribean 2 - Big Momma's House 2 - V For Vendetta - An Inconvenient Truth - Fast & The Furious Tokyo Drift - Superman Returns - A Scanner Darkly - MOVIE REVIEW ARCHIVE 2006 |
