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Ode to Taking a Shit By Little Prince Zellwin Added June 20, 2005 Walking to and fro My belly starts to go I have a present to free It’s name is poop-y Now the task Of finding my ass-k A place to shit Just won’t quit. Rumble Rumble I know! I know! Not the Chinese resturaunt. Nor the Supermarket. Will let me shit Customers only. I am about to have a Shit Fit! Home I run Home I run My ass is starting to speak The language is shit. Out of my canal. The safety net of my underpants Catches the poo And creates a river Down my leg. Into my shoes. Shit is squishy. All over the stairs. My family is stirred Questions questions. My finger blames the cat. Met with suspicion The cat cannot shit that big My alibi is gone I start to flee My shit covered shoes Have no traction I slip and tumble My spine is broken into fractions Now I sit. In a bed And shit, Into a bag. O Shitting. How you have forsaken me. 2005 |
