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School Mascot Riff Raff attacks three students at Elementary School
 Holmsdale, GA- Riff Raff a popular school mascot for Robert Leewald Elementary school attacked three students at their local talent show. The three students were performing the song “Rub a Dub Fun in tha Tub” for their class mates when Riff Raff became irate and picked up one of the students and threw him into the wall. He then kicked another student in the throat and the other student he swung by the neck and let fly into the music teacher Mrs. DiAmillo. Two of the three students are reported to be dead, while the third student is in critical condition. Riff Raff then fled the scene, investigators then found a note that says “Your children are not safe anywhere…especially around me!” also a tarot card with a picture of Riff Raff’s penis was found close to the scene.
Police Chief Walter Geese had this to say “ We will catch him, once we figure out what the fuck we are doing.” So far there have been no leads. Riff Raff was aquired from a Chinese thrift shop in 1973. If you do see him, use caution and hold on to your balls. 2002 |
