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Scandal Sheets: by Linda Loorang By Linda Loorang Donald Trump was spotted having his penis washed in central park…by none other than Jim Belushi. Shaquile O’Neal was spotted buying plane tickets to his native Ireland after his tough championship loss. The cast of 90210 was spotted having a reunion under a bridge somewhere in Los Angeles. When asked to comment, they only said that they weren’t reuniting, that’s where they now all live. Sylvester Stallone was spotted wandering the streets late at night looking for his career. Britney Spears recently got into a scuffle at the local tanning salon. It seems that someone commented on her “fake tits” to which she replied with a swift kick to the face. Catherine Zeta Jones was spotted being a stupid bitch at a local Country Club supporting her Husband and Old Fart…Michael Douglas. They were there for a tennis match and a money bath. Hulk Hogan was spotted at a local K-mart buying more pre-torn yellow t-shirts. Dave Chappelle was in an altercation this week. He apparently snapped when someone yelled “I’m Rick James Bitch!” at him for the 4 millionth time that week. He went completely ape shit and began to slam their head into the ground and ultimately he shit on them and said he is no longer performing in public. 2004 |
