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Superman Returns By A Dumb Whore  This movie was really, like I think, good. I usually go to movies when my then boyfriend Arnie kicks me out of the house for not sucking his cock good enough. It’s like Hell-fucking-o I’m trying to sleep and you stick your cock in my mouth and it smells like the armpit of flava flav or some shit.
Where was I? Superman. Oh yeah. By the way, I really wish I had a black boyfriend. Not so much for the bigger dick thing. More so because they will eat your ass. You ever notice how white guys never do that shit? I mean, Carl and I…or was it Larry…or that guy I met at Popeye’s chicken? Well anyway…some fucking guy…we start necking and we duck into….YEAH…it had to be the guy from Popeye’s….because… A) We fucked in the bathroom of Popeye’s. B) The Popeye’s made my stomach hurt and I kinda made a wet fart in his mouth while he was eating my ass  To make a long story short he got real mad and pulled me by the hair into the restaurant and kicked me in the ribs and told me to never pull that shit again. The look on everyone in Popeye’s was really intense. Whatever. Fuck those people and fuck that guy, he had man tits anyway.
So, back to where I started…Superman was shitty…well, I couldn’t really make out a lot of it because I was going down on my neighbor Lamont. (Who is black) He promised me he would eat my ass. If there are two things I learned it’s….don’t trust Lamont and that Superman is gay. I know fags when I see them…for instance my Second Husband. Total fag. And he didn’t wear his underwear on the outside like this kryptonian piece of cunt. Xoxoxox Tracey   2 Out of 5 Stars This Edition's Reviews Lady in the Water - World Trade Center - The Devil Wears Prada - Pirates of the Carribean 2 - Big Momma's House 2 - V For Vendetta - An Inconvenient Truth - Fast & The Furious Tokyo Drift - Superman Returns - A Scanner Darkly - MOVIE REVIEW ARCHIVE 2006 |
