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My One Day Journal
Added January 6th, 2006

I wake up.

I let my children out of their cages under my bed and allow them to relieve themselves.

I eat breakfast/lunch with my children and then put them back in their cages as I go to class.

Class.

After class I go back and spend some time with the family, but my roommate comes back and I have to hide them before he finds out.

I read the newspaper and then cut it into small pieces which I then soak in water.

I throw wet newspaper pieces out of my window until class.

I go to class and leave early because I am parched.

I drink some water and walk back home.

I watch Punky Brewster for a long time, until I remember to feed my children again.

I am out of food, so I spit in their mouthes a couple of times and they are good.

I am tired, so I put my children to bed and try to go to sleep.

But, I am interrupted by Drexel Police Officers or whatever they are called knocking at my door.

They tell me to remove the graphic pornography from my door and window, to which I comply.

I decide I am not tired anymore, and play Everquest for an hour before snacking on some Chef Boyardee.

It is late and I need to write a paper for English, so I ask one of my children to massage my head.

She smells the food I just ate and asks for some, to which I do not let her because I do not have anymore. She does not massage my head but instead yells at me about Christmas.

We argue for a while as I finish my paper. I decide I do not want to argue anymore, so push my children back in their cage even as they continue to scream at me.

They make a lot of noise and my roommate almost catches them, but I threw in some old Kit-Kats to shut them up.

It is late and I want to go to sleep, and I do.

I sleep for a while and that is all.



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