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An Inconvenient Truth By Daniel McPhee  Hey Folks. I went to see this shit which was a total bore. I thought this shit was supposed to be the sequel to The Day After Tomorrow? What gives. No earthquakes, hurricanes or Jake Gyllenenhall. Just plain bull shit.
Here is my Inconvenient Truth…I love America. And I know we didn’t start those hurricanes. I know. We are the land of such great things as Car Washes, Toby Ketih and Late Term Abortion. America, I love you. You give me a steel hard erection everytime I think of the great things you posses. The only solice I have is my Uncle Sam hat that covers up my rockets red glare. I believe I am the only American to have gotten his penis to turn shades of Red, white and blue in a single evening. So When I saw this movie, I thought…hey…Let’s nuke Iran! Why not. I mean…here are my tope ten reasons to do so…. 10) Most of them don’t listen to country music. 9) The women, I assume, are ugly (why else would they wear that stupid shit?) 8) They are mostly Shiite. Which, from what I hear. Sucks. 7) They don’t belong on this planet. 6) Their music sounds like what comes out of a cat’s asshole. 5) It’ll be fun to nuke something. It’s been 50 years. 4) It’ll send a message to those fucking French. 3) It’ll scare China into ending all that Pokemon shit. 2) Their President Ripped me off when he gave me a cab ride once. 1) We are the USA! WE DON’T NEED FUCKING REASONS!  0 Out of 0 Stars This Edition's Reviews Lady in the Water - World Trade Center - The Devil Wears Prada - Pirates of the Carribean 2 - Big Momma's House 2 - V For Vendetta - An Inconvenient Truth - Fast & The Furious Tokyo Drift - Superman Returns - A Scanner Darkly - MOVIE REVIEW ARCHIVE 2006 |
