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Ushpizen By Leonid Stadnik Tallest Man Alive  I just broke my leg. People say, it must a be nice, I so tall, I a can see everything there is to see, because I so tall. But, it not like this. My knees hurt a so bad, my head, aches, I can no afford shoes. I used to work as a vegetarian for 20 hryvnias a day, but my feet too big, I no longer can a wear shoes, so they fire me. I need money.
So, I write a article about a movie I watch and they give me 300 hryvnias. I pick the movie everyone talks about, the one with the Jews, Ushpizen. The movie was a no good, the daughter fat and stupid and the father look like a gay Bohdan Khmelnytsky.  Everyone in my town tell me, Leonid, you a nice, but you close minded. There is a more to the world than a just Podoliantsy. Go see Terminator 3 with robot lady and explosion people. I say, no, I see a movie about a Jew and a beard and love. But, it a stink, I was wrong. Oh well.
What else is there to say? My head hurt after I sit too long, so I stop movie and sometimes I like to watch movie with animals while standing. I wish more people cared.   3 Out of 5 Stars This Edition's Reviews KING KONG - USHPIZEN - JARHEAD - MUNICH - ELIZABETHTOWN - LAST HOLIDAY - CAPOTE - BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN - SERENITY - DOMINO BY SIMON JENKINS - DOMINO BY MAYIM BIALIK - 40 YEAR OLD VIRGIN MOVIE REVIEW ARCHIVE 2006 |
