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V for Vendetta
By a Maid from a Holiday Inn in San Antonio


Eigh yeigh yeigh. Buenos comprohandos…My head aches, so bad. Mis zapatos son de gran alcance. I am so confused now. I like this country, it have many lights and tall people. Now, I see this movie, it say I supposed to be mad and blow up the Parliament building. I don’t know where that is. Eigh yeigh yeigh…El bailar de rotura es la manera del futuro.

I am happy here. I don’t want to use bomb. Before I crawl under the fence and come here, I have no job, no money. It was no fun. Here, the TV has many channels, like 12 and 8. In Mexico, all they play is the raw footage from 3rd Rock from the Sun. They can’t even edit it! Fumo las cenizas de bebés muertos! I am so confused, I don’t know what to do, this movie was convincing.

Everything, at least, except that woman. I do not understand. She shave her head. If I had four arms, I would use every one to pity her. A woman without hair is not a woman. Ella parecía una víctima del holocaust que merecía. I get so angry when I see that!

This movie confuse me so much. I am simple person, I clean room in hotel for $5 a day. I can not understand these things. I think too much…my head acccchhheeeessss…Eigh yeigh yeigh…Debo afeitar mi barba y alimentarla a los pollos.

I no know. I can not make decision. I won’t blow up the Parliament building. Maybe if they were paying decent, but I doubt it. I like my job now, I can shove someone’s toothbrush half way up my ass and they will never know. Never. I love this country. Un día le gobernaremos todo. Mis veintitrés bebés un día serán veintitrés votos.


2 Out of 5 Stars


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Lady in the Water - World Trade Center - The Devil Wears Prada - Pirates of the Carribean 2 - Big Momma's House 2 - V For Vendetta - An Inconvenient Truth - Fast & The Furious Tokyo Drift - Superman Returns - A Scanner Darkly -


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