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War of the Worlds By Rick Flair  One tip, my main life lesson for y'all. Don't do coke off a girl's tits. Ain't smart, ain't economical. Try for an ass, that's easier. With tits, how can you keep a straight line? The cokes all over the place, left and right, and she's laughing, and some goes on the floor, and you're like, Aw fuck man, I just bought this.
When I see movies now adays, I dunno, it's odd. In my head, all I can see is like I'm looking directly into the sun. I don't see people in the center of the screen, it's too bright. It just looks to me like I'm looking directly into the sun and all I can do is look away a little bit and squint. So if you ever see me at the movies staring at the floor grimacing in pain, you'll know why. And I told this to these Stogie fuckers, I said I don't go see movies in the theater, it hurts my eyes, send me a fucking DVD. They gave me all this shit, and I ended up seeing it. FUCK! I hate movies, and I hate crowds. Especially when I see like dudes, you know guys, who are really weak and shit. It just blows my mind, how can you be so stupid and puny and weak. Lift something, work out, god. This one little girl asked me to move my feet so she could sit next to her daddy. I spit in her eye and her dad started flipping out. He was like, Why did you do that, what's wrong with you, blah blah, I'm a fucking weak glasses wearing faggot who writes things down on paper for a living. He didn't do nothing, he knew I had the Roid Rage and would have murdered him over less. Fuckin' movies, man. I don't really know what this one is about and to tell you the truth I do not really care. Did you know I have blond eyebrows? Well, that was really bothering me throughout the entire movie, I couldn't sit still, I just stared at the floor and realistically thought of a way to darken my eyebrows. I got frusterated when I then realized that most people already realized that I have blond eyebrows, and would notice somethings off, like "hey, did that guy just darken his fuckin eyebrows?" I couldn't sit through the rest of this shit, so I got up, prompty explained, "I'm too strong for this movie," and walked out, punting this man's popcorn that was laying the isle on my way. Fuck movies, and fuck shampoo companies! Why can't they come out with a less noticable die color!  No Rating Given, Reviewer "Too Strong" for Score MOVIE REVIEW ARCHIVE 2005 |
